So This is One Talk!

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So This is One Talk!

The government has allowed bandwagons and DJs to take out procession with 400 people in public.....but only 50 guests from the bridegroom’s are allowed to take to the wedding! So where will the remaining 350 guests from the bridegroom’s take dine ? On the road? 

No no, So this is one talk!

News came in all the media that Akshay Kumar's mother passed away..... 

.....but, why doesn't anyone say that poor Twinkle Khanna's mother-in-law died! 

No no, So this is one talk!

Says that, Curtains will be kept in the classroom between boys and girls studying in Afghan colleges. 

What is the ultimate purpose of all practices? The boys have to prove their attendance in class or wait outside the class to sit and watch. 

No no, So this is one talk!

On the days of the Samvatsari Parva, they apologize by calling each other 'Michhami Dukkadm'..... 

.....but the investigation is worth doing that, How many are forgiven? 

No no, So this is one talk!

The Taliban's new education minister says 'Degrees have no value. Look at how great Taliban government ministers are without degrees!' 

It is true that ministers without degrees in India have been saying this for years! But who listens to him? 

No no, So this is one talk!

Expensive allowance of government employee increased from 18% to 25%!

So what should non-government employees do now to deal with inflation? Hymn (Bhajan)? 

No no, So this is one talk!

And the woman MP from Bengal says that my Child's father knows who is child's father. 

One minute, what's the matter?



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